Jeevan ka Gyan

Hi all,

Hassi mazak to ho gaya ab thoda jeevan ka gyan bhi ho jaye.........belive me these are words of experience, they can change ur life ( for good or bad ????????)

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly b'coz you are a good person islike expecting the lion not to attack you b'coz you are a vegetarian.Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, butwhat we are inside. So!!!!, Try going out naked tomorrow and see theadmiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care whorules the world!That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she didand is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, nor drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. So many options for suicide:Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on traintracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

8. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

9. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal NehruWe should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi .Ab aap hi bataaye - kiski sune - Bapu di ya Chacha di???

10. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flow from your eyes - always say these words,Eh Ganpat!!!!, chal daru laâ.

11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due todriving without drinking!

Cheers,
Saurabh

Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha.......

कुछ भी नहीं था लेकिन तेरा सहारा था,
जो कुछ भी था ,वो सब कुछ लूटा हुआ है !

एक तो शराब कम ,और पैमाना टूटा हुआ है
चेहरे पे ज़ख़्म तो देख कितने, उस पे आईना टूटा हुआ है !

एक ही मिली है ज़िंदगी ,किस किस की करूँ मैं बंदगी,
खुदा को माना लिया है और सनम रूठा हुआ है !

चाहे लाख बना तू आशिक़ गैरों को मगर,
तेरा होंठ मेरे होंठ से जूठा हुआ है !

एक तो तेरा ये हुस्न, उस पे ज़माना खराब ,
नशा ही नहीं, तेरा साथ भी झूठा हुआ है !

दिल उठ गया अब तो तेरी मोहब्बत से,
फिर भी तेरी दुआ में ये हांत, उठा हुआ है !