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I met GOD last nite..He was confused and needed my help in buying his new laptop...He said He was unable to maintain such a lot of data in his older one..I helped him get the new...and He was happy..The next day I found myself dead..guess wot, it was my name He wanted to add in the list of heaven goers..so I helped him kill myself..and he said he loved me for that.. I dont have access to Internet here..they say they have it in hell..planning to switch now..donno whether yamraj would take me or not..they say written is too tuff for hell..but once in there no work at all..Hurray!!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Good Thoughts....






  1. Swami Vivekananda - In a day ,when you don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.


  2. William Shakesphere - Three sentences for getting success : know more than other, work more than other and expect less than other.


  3. Adolph Hitler - If you win, you need not explain...But if you lose , you should not be there to explain.


  4. Alen Strike - Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.


  5. Mother Teresa - If you cannot love the person whom we see, how can we love god, whom we cannot see ?


  6. Bonnie Blair - Winning doesn't always mean being first , winning means you are doing better than you have done before.


  7. Thomas Edison - I will not say that I failed 1000 times , I will say, I have discovered that there are 1000 ways that cause failure....


  8. Leo Tolstoy - Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one think of changing himself...


  9. Abrahim Lincon - Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous...


  10. Einstein - If someone feels that they have never made a mistake in their life, then it means they have never tried a new thing in their life.


  11. Charles - Never break four things in your life - Trust , Promise , Relation and Heart because when they break , they don't make noise, but pains a lot.


  12. Mother Teresa - If you start judging people, you will be having no time to love them.



Cheers,
Saurabh










All I Need to Know About Life.......

A very true and close friend of mine has made me believe in some real facts of life which I want to share.......

1. Good times are even better when they're shared.
2. A good long talk can cure almost anything.
3. Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets.
4. Listening is just as important as talking.
5. An understanding friend is better than a therapist; and cheaper, too!
6. Laughter makes the world a happier place.
7. Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
8. Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
9. Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
10. When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.
11. YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!
12. It's important to make time to do "girl things."
13. Calories don't count when having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends.
14. You can never have too many shoes or girlfriends.
15. GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!!

Saurabh

Monday, July 14, 2008

Pathar Mujhe Kehta Hai..........


आँखों में रहा दिल में उतर कर नही देखा,
कश्ती के मुसाफिर ने समंदर नही देखा,
बे –वक़्त अगर जाऊँगा ,सब चौंक पड़ेंगे,
एक उमर हुई दिन में कभी घर न्ही देखा,
जिस दिन से चला हूँ , मेरी मंज़िल पे नज़र है,
आँखों ने कभी मील का पथर नही देखा,
ये फूल मुझे कोई विरासत में मिले हैं,
तुमने मेरा काँटों भरा बिस्तर नहीं देखा,
पथर मुझे कहता है मेरा चाहने वाला,
मैं मोम हूँ , उसने मुझे छू कर नहीं देखा !


Cheers,
Saurabh

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Stages of Friendship



Stages of Friendship




In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one.


In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.


In second grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully.


In third grade your idea of a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus.


In fourth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to be stuck do-si-do-ing with the dork of the class.


In fifth grade your idea of a friend was the person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you.


In sixth grade your idea of a friend was the person who went up to your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said no you wouldn't have to be embarrassed.


In seventh grade your idea of a friend was the person who let you copy the social studies homework from the night before that you had forgotten about.


In eighth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals and old baseball cards so that your room would be a "high schooler's" room, but didn't laugh at you when you finished and broke out into tears.


In ninth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went with you to that "cool" party thrown by a senior so you wouldn't wind up being the only freshman there.


In tenth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who changed their schedule so you would have someone to sit with at lunch.


In eleventh grade your idea of a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced your parents that you shouldn't be grounded, consoled you when you broke up with your significant other and found you a date to the prom.


In twelfth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college, assured you that you would get into that college, helped you deal with your parents who were having a hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go.


At graduation your idea of a good friend was the person who was crying on the inside but managed the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you.

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The summer after twelfth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who :



  • Helped you clean up from that party.

  • Helped you sneak out of the house when you just couldn't deal with your parents.

  • Assured you that now that your significant other were back together, you could make it through anything.

  • Helped you pack up for college and just silently hugged you as you looked through blurry eyes at 18 years of memories you were leaving behind.

  • And finally on those last days of childhood, went out of their way to come over and send you off with a hug, a lot of memories and reassurance that you would make it in college as well as you had these past 18 years.

  • But most importantly sent you off to college knowing you were loved.

Now, your idea of a good friend is still the person who :



  • Gives you the better of the two choices.

  • Holds your hand when you're scared.

  • Helps you fight off those who try to take advantage of you.

  • Thinks of you at times when you are not there.

  • Reminds you of what you have forgotten.

  • Helps you put the past behind you but understands when you need to hold on to it a little longer.

  • Stays with you so that you have confidence.

  • Goes out of their way to make time for you.

  • Helps you clear up your mistakes.

  • Helps you deal with pressure from others.

  • Smiles for you when they are sad.

  • Helps you become a better person.

  • However most importantly loves you!

Cheers,
Saurabh

The Brick


THE BRICK



A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door!He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown.



The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, 'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money Why did you do it?'



The young boy was apologetic. 'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop...' With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. 'It's my brother, 'he said 'He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up.'
Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, 'Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me.'


Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. 'Thank you and may God bless you,' the grateful child told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy! push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.


It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: 'Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!'

God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.



Thought for the Day:
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring.
He sends you a sunrise every morning Face it, friend - He is crazy about you!


Cheers,
Saurabh